Buck Jokes

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider

How do you say Vaseline in German?

Vienerslidein

Beer Nut Jokes More Beer Nut Jokes

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

50 Buck Jokes More 50 Buck Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.