When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.