When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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March Jokes More March Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Independence Jokes More Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.