How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.