What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.