What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.