Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
So he could break out.
Because stealing is the only thing they can do.
When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.
Boom
He only sold left wings.
I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.
the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
A hair grease salesman.