Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.