Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.