How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**