Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*