Why did the chicken cross the street?

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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