What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What am I talking about?

A last name, you pervs.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

How do you call blue cow?

Freak..