What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter