What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

How do you call blue cow?

Freak..

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter