How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.