How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes