How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )