Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!