Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.