Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

T Jokes More T Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get