What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.