What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.