How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What do they call Chipotle in Canada?

Chipotl-eh

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What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.