How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

What's Canada's favorite board game?

Sorry

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.