What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.