Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !