Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !