How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."