How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."