Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.