What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What was the currency of the Trade Republic of Venice?

Dogecoin.

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."