What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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That's the worst book I ever read.

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

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2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Because his life is at stake.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."