How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

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Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !