How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice