Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh