What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

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What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.