What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.