What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.