How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....