How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

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Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?

Stephen Walkin

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!