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He can't run away from his responsibilities.
tamagotchi
F5.
Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
Nothing.
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
Stephen Hawking's personal gym.
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Stephen Hawking
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Stephen Walkin
He writes scary stories.
He never changes his position.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Hawking's
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
He knows a lot about black holes
Stephen Talking.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Because he's white.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Parkinson's
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Stephen Hawking - unplugged
His left shoulder
Stephen Hawking after a housefire.
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."
A dia-beetle
An I-shoulda-pede.
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
but we would never know because he couldn't stand up
Because Jesus saves.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
He's been living under The Rock.
Dwayne Johnson
Piece of cake.
The nearest ISOBAR!!
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
By looking over your shoulder!
