What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Handel Jokes More Handel Jokes

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.