What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Capitalist Jokes More Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Little Green Man Jokes More Little Green Man Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.