What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Capitalist Jokes More Capitalist Jokes

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Little Green Man Jokes More Little Green Man Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.