How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.