What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity