What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!