What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

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What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"