A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
Easel-y
Puts on another coat.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
I've been framed!
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
A lot of good yolks!
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.