What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.