What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)