What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...