Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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An e-mergency.

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A snowfake.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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He's an orphan.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.