Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why did the "upright man", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago?

Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why was C afraid ?

Because other alphabets were

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.