Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.