Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.