How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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A cos-meow-naut.

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How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.