How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.