What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission