What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.