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How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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