How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.