What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi