Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.