What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !