What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !