How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River