Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
You don't - they're born that way.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
Two cannibals giving each other head
He couldn't get hole out of his head
The bartender replies, "For you No charge."
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Oh, I can't complain."
