Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.