Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."