How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."