Two cannibals giving each other head
the coma ward.
He got a taste of religion.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
You stay here, I'll go on a head