When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."