When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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Is that your final ant sir!

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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Cause 7 is a six offender

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Trans-Fender.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."