How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator