Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
The Snoobaru.
Ask them what OP stands for.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
Both can be fixed with a coathanger.
To the morgue.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
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Tailor Swift
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
