What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.